What does it take to go fishing?
Four married guys go fishing. After about an hour the following conversation takes place:
The first fisherman exclaims, “You have no idea what I had to do to go fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend!”
The second fisherman says, “That’s nothing! I had to promise my wife that I would build a new deck for the swimming pool!”
The third fisherman replies, “Man, you guys both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her!”
They continue to fish for a while until they realized the fourth fisherman had not said a word. So they ask him, “What’s the deal? You haven’t said a word about what you had to do to go fishing!”
The fourth fisherman answers, “Well, I set my alarm for 5:00 am. When the alarm went off I gave the wife a nudge and said, ‘Fishing or Sex?‘ and she replied, ‘Wear a sweater!‘”