Out the Corner of My EYE
I left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, I ended up partying with the boys all weekend. When I finally returned home on Sunday night, my wife really got on my case.
After a few of hours of swearing and screaming, she paused, pointed at me, and made an offer I couldn’t refuse! “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for a couple of days?”…..
I couldn’t believe my luck. I looked up, smiled, and retorted, “That would suit me just fine!!”
Monday went by, and I didn’t see my wife. Tuesday and Wednesday went by and I still didn’t see her.
By Thursday, the swelling finally went down a bit and I could see her a little, out of the corner of my right eye.