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In 2004, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of the penis was bigger than the rest of it.  After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man’s hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead. 

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Low Fat Foods DON’T WORK.

You cannot lose weight using Low Fat Diets.  Low fat foods have been popular for more than 15 years, but yet our society is getting more overweight as each year passes.  This fact alone should tell you that eating a purely low fat menu is not the answer to losing weight.

 Low Calorie Diets DON’T WORK.

You won’t lose weight using a Low Calorie Dieting Plan either.   In fact, eating low calories is the worst thing that you can do to your body, since that will only slow down your body’s fat burning engine and ruin all chances of losing weight (low calorie diets may allow a few pounds of weight loss for the first few days, but then after that all weight loss comes to a halt — known as a dieting plateau).   You can never get slim by starving yourself.

Low Carb Plans DON’T WORK.

You’ll probably find it extremely difficult to get slim using a Low Carb Dieting Plan.  Low carb diets have recently become popular over the last couple years, but the problem with low carb menus is that they are too strict and TOO HARD TO FOLLOW for average people.   Low carb menus tend to rob your body of too much energy (carbohydrates) and make it nearly impossible to remain on the program for very long.  This is why so many dieters find it difficult to follow a strict low carbohydrate menu.

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Tell me, when you go to sleep do you feel relaxed mentally and physically? Or do you feel tense? Is you mind racing with thoughts? Are you getting stressed and aggravated because you are not falling asleep? Are you tossing, turning and feeling restless? And most importantly, are you trying to sleep?

Fact is if you’re ‘trying to sleep’ it’s more than likely you are suffering from insomnia. Sleep isn’t supposed to be forced, you can’t will yourself to sleep with the conscious mind. Sleep is supposed to just happen naturally.

If you were able to attain complete relaxation mentally and physically during bedtime do you think you would be able to sleep? If your life was completely void of stress, worry and anxiety do you think your sleep would improve?

As you might have guessed there is a strong connection with relaxation and sleep. In this stressful and busy world people have lost the ability to relax, most do not realise that tension and stress during the day can affect their ability to relax and sleep.

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Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I come home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me hours for staying out so late!

His buddy looks at him and says “Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, slam the lid and use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say, ‘WHO WANTS SOME????!!!’  She acts like she’s sound asleep Every Time!!!”

There comes a time in life when you need to be taken seriously and command attention.Try the following three-step power speaking technique the next time you need to get across something important. By using this power speaking technique, you can learn to control your tone of voice so only the emotions you want come through.

I left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, I ended up partying with the boys all weekend. When I finally returned home on Sunday night, my wife really got on my case.

After a few of hours of swearing and screaming,  she paused, pointed at me, and made an offer I couldn’t refuse!  “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for a couple of days?”…..

I couldn’t believe my luck.  I looked up, smiled, and retorted, “That would suit me just fine!!”

Monday went by, and I didn’t see my wife.  Tuesday and Wednesday went by and I still didn’t see her.

By Thursday, the swelling finally went down a bit and I could see her a little, out of the corner of my right eye.

The university professor challenged his students with this question. Did God create everything that exists?

 A student bravely replied “yes, He did!”

“God created everything?” The professor asked.

“Yes sir”, the student replied.

The professor answered, “If God created everything, then God created evil since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works define who we are then God is evil”.

The student became quiet before such an answer.

The professor was quite pleased with himself and boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth.

Another student raised his hand and said, “Can I ask you a question professor?”

“Of course”, replied the professor. 

The student stood up and asked, “Professor, does cold exist?” 

“What kind of question is this?  Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?”, answered the professor.

The students snickered at the young man’s question.

The young man replied, “In fact sir, cold does not exist.  According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Everybody or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (- 460 degrees F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat.

The student continued. “Professor, does darkness exist?”

The professor responded, “Of course it does”.

The student replied, “Once again you are wrong sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light.  Light we can study, but not darkness.  In fact we can use Newton’s prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is?  You measure the amount of light present. Isn’t this correct?  Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present.”

Finally the young man asked the professor. “Sir, does evil exist?”

Now uncertain, the professor responded, “Of course as I have already said. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man’s inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. “These manifestations are nothing else but evil.”

To this the student replied, “Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is not like faith, or love that exist just as does light and heat. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God’s love present in his heart. It’s like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light.”

The professor sat down.

The young man ’s name — Albert Einstein

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Did you ever notice, when there is a firearm related problem or tragedy, the only  solution some people can think of is more gun control.  Maybe, this is part of the problem:

 ”…the rank and file are usually much more primitive than we imagine. Propaganda must therefore always be essentially simple and repetitious.  The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly…it must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over.”

 – Joseph Goebbels - Nazi Propaganda Minister

Of course,  we don’t get propaganda in the United States, we get the news…

Every pack of cigarettes sold in the United States has a message from the Surgeon General on the side.  It advises users of health consequences associated with smoking.  Warnings remind pregnant women to avoid smoking, reinforce an understanding of the risk of lung cancer, and generally strive to tell people why they might want to think twice before lighting up.

There’s one thing the Surgeon General forgot to mention, though.  Smoking is a frequent cause of snoring.  Over fifty million Americans are problem snorers and many of them can count smoking as at least one source of the disruptive and unhealthy practice.

When one smokes, muscles relax while nasal passages and lungs experience increased congestion.  The same thing happens to those who live with smokers and who breathe in second hand smoke.  All of that encourages snoring.

Snoring may not make the side of cigarette packages,  but it is a serious consequence of tobacco use.

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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
 
The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.  She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.  The sign reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me.”
 
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
 
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.  On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.  He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
 
The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, “If you catch me you can have me”.
 
Well, he’s out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
 
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
 
“Are you sure?” asks the representative on the phone. “This is our most rigorous program.”
 
“Absolutely,” he replies, “I haven’t felt this good in years.”
 
The next day there’s a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, “If I catch you, your ass is mine.”
 
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.  While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.”

The man thought about it for a minute and told the undertaker that he would rather have her shipped home.

The undertaker, in disbelief, asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and you would spend  only $150?”

The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.  I just can’t take that chance.”

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If you could find that one secret solution to magically transform your dog, would you grab it with all your might and apply it? Of course you would, who wouldn’t?

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- You will get to hear a 5-part unguarded interview recording with an expert dog trainer spill-the-beans and reveal all her secrets how to have the perfectly behaved dog!

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Did you know each  king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades = King David

Hearts = Charlemagne

Clubs = Alexander the Great

Diamonds = Julius Caesar

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